Do you ever stop and think?

Disclaimer: this is probably not relevant to anyone I know.

Those of you that gob on the floor, especially those that do it bang in the middle of the pavement...do you ever think about what might happen to your gob?

Do you ever imagine that it might very soon attach itself to the hem of a long dress and then wind itself around the dress owner's ankles, causing the dress owner to gag repeatedly as she becomes aware of what has been creating the cold wet sensation around her feet? Do you ever imagine that your gob will cause her to go home immediately and scrub her feet and legs in the shower, having put her dress straight into the washing machine.

Inadvertently, other than creating a traumatic incident for someone, you have also contributed to a waste of energy and electricity. I don't suppose you really care though, not about my feelings or about the environment, because if you did you wouldn't have gobbed in the middle of the pavement in the first place.

I am very cross. This is me ranting. Thank you for your kind attention.