It's almost as if I had a child *already*

Just been food shopping with my (35 year old) man. He got very excited about this pasta. In addition to being the cheapest 500g pack (though not as good value as the 1kg packs of a plainer nature), it is composed of little Scooby-Doo shapes - bones, that woman in it whose name I forget, ghosts and cars, among other things not yet identified through the tiny plastic window on the front of the pack.

It's also organic and tri-colore, 'naturally' coloured by spinach and tomato powder, so also containing a teensy tiny amount of vegetable and fruit. Makes you feel healthier even though it doesn't even come close to the smallest mouthful of one of your five a day...